Q: A Harley owner and a NASCAR fan get in a fight, who wins?A: We all do!
Q: What's the happiest day in a Harley rider's life?
A: When they discover that they can use Right Guard(tm) under their left arm.
Q: What do you have when you put 10,000 Harley Davidson motorcycles on the bottom of the ocean?
A: A good start.
Q. Where do you put money to hide it from a harley rider?
A. In the bathroom...under the soap.
Did you hear about the HD owner who put Odor Eaters(tm) in his new riding boots?
Two days later, he disappeared.