First. It's a dirty, ugly job, but someone's got to do it. I publicly put down Hitler, the Nazis, and the stupid German people who think that Europe belongs to them, but seeing as my total tonnage is rapidly approaching that of the other top 10 historical aces combined, he Donitz put up with my insubordination/treason. 'Cause without me, he'd already have the Brits sipping ale in his summer home!
Seriously, I'd hope I was that one real-life Kaleun who did his job well, but was executed in 1943 for treason because of his trash-talking of Hitler, the futility of the war, the hopelessness of the German cause, and just the plain stupid ****ing inhumanity of it all. Good on 'im. That's a name I should actually go back and try and remember.
And I don't sink neutrals, and I tend to leave small boats alone- especially sail boats.