A translated version of a joke, I read in Greek
A Greek was eating his dinner in a restaurant, when a foreign tourist chewing a gum comes in and sits next to him, the Greek ignored him and the tourist disappointed started this convertation:
Tourist: You Greeks, eat the whole bread?
Greek: Of course
Tourist: We don't, we eat only the inside, the outside we recycle it to a Croissant and sell
it to you Greeks
(the Greek still ignores him)
Tourist: You Greeks eat jelly?
Greek: Yes
Tourist: We don't, we eat fresh fruit and the remains of them, we recycle to jelly and
sell it to you.
And this time the Greek asks him.
Greek: What do you do with condoms after you used them?
Tourist: We throw them away of course.
Greek: We don't, we recycle them into chewing gums and sell them to you
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