Subman, that first one was great! (the others are too, but I liked the first one)
This one isn't about women, but it is about dying and going to heaven:
A man dies and goes to heaven (bet you didn't see that coming). At the pearly gates he asks expresses some reservations about activities there.
"Do you have racing?" he asks.
"Do we have racing??? Every single day we have the Heavenly 500. In fact it's about to start now!"
So their watching the cars lined up on the grid, and the man asks "Isn't that A.J. Foyt's helmet? I didn't know he was dead."
Peter replies "He's not. That's God. He likes to think he's A.J. Foyt."
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