[UnderseaLcpl]

It is with great sadness that we report the loss of Kptlt. Lutz Jamsen and his boat, U-45. Whilst returning home to Wilhelmshaven in triumph, U-45 struck a German mine and was lost with all hands. Early reports indicate that the esteemed Kptlt. was making macaroni and cheese when the tragedy occured. He is survived by his brother, Wolfgang Jamsen, who just set sail in U-48, and his mother, Frauline Hildagardefreckenunschergrettaolga Jamsen.