Hehehehe, made a language gaffe today. In Norwegian, the word for kayaking is
padling, so I pulled a Direct Translation(TM) and typed "paddling" into Google Pictures, then went like "wtf, fetishism?"... and realization set in:rotfl:.
Would've been really hilarious if I theoretically listed "paddling" under "interests" in some Facebook-ishpersonal site or dating service or something. "Yes, I've received eleven friend requests, but for some reason they're all sado-masochists who have some strange ideas on what to use kayak paddles for
!"... would've been almost as bad as the time I was filling in that form for the animal shelter I volunteered at, confused the words "nurture" and "neuter", and came
this close to informing the staff that I loved doing the latter.