A man born to hang ain't gonna die of drowning.
He's slicker than greased owl s**t.
He's slicker than snot on a glass doorknob.
He came down with a case of the dribbling ****s and mechanized dandruff.
Women are only as pretty as a lightswitch.
Women always get prettier the closer to 2 AM you get.
All Dadisms from Raymond W. Scott, The Inadvertent Pacifist.
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