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Guten Tag, heir sprict das Snugglez bei dem Teknische supportz. Kann ich sein subsim secret member number haben?
Was?
Oh hi, Steed. Howz da burnz from the fire?
Ok, what is the the problemz with your subsims computer?
what? Is it plugged in?
Do you has starforces on your computerz?
okay, can you read to me the cereal numberz on the bottom of yourz computers?
What? Can you repeatz? I wuz distracted.
Okay, I wuz looking through the helps matrix and it sounds like you are using the cd-romz for a cup holderz again.