This kinda dropped of, but guess what? It's saturday! So;
"You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on."
-Dean Martin
"A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her."
-W.C. Fields
"The easiest way to spot a wanker in a pub is to look around and find who's drinking a Corona with a slice of lemon in the neck."
-Warwick Franks
"I drink to make other people interesting."
-George Jean Nathan
"I never met a pub I didn't like."
-Pete Slosberg, Founder of Pete's Brewing Company
"All right, brain, I don't like you and you don't like me - so let's just do this and I'll get back to killing you with beer."
-Homer Simpson
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