You should have seen some of the anti Free Mason literature that they kept in the archives at the library that I use to work for

Some people just didn't like them!
Still think the send up by "The Simpsons" was the best. The Stone Cutters!
Who controls the British Crown?
Who keeps the metric system down?
We do. We do.
Who keeps Atlantis off the maps?
Who keeps martians under wraps?
We do. We do.
Who holds back the electric car?
Who made Steve Guttenberg a STAR?
We do. We do.
Who robs cavefish of their sight?
Who riggs every Oscar night?
We do.
WE DO!