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Originally Posted by Stealth Hunter
Granted, but Subsim transforms into a boat and begins to sink by the bow. She's only got about an hour and a half left! And we're all there, as real people! And the sea is freezing cold! And we're out in the middle of the North Sea! And there's no hope of rescue to come and save us!
I wish someone would describe the events of the sinking of the SS Subsim.
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Granted, it goes something like this:
Stealth Hunter dressed himself up as a woman and cowardly allowed himself to be ushered towards the front of the queue with the women and children.
There were only two lifeboats remaining and as soon as Stealth Hunter got first seat on the first lifeboat he suddenly cast off denying anyone else a place.
As it happened, one of the two lifeboats had a cracked hull and unfortunately ot was the one Stealth Hunter was in. It sank in a few minutes taking the cowardly Stealth Hunter, screaming and thrashing in the water to the bottom with it.
As the remaining survivors looked on with smiles on their faces, the children clapped and the women cheered, the stark reality of the predicament they were in was forgotten for a moment.
After a few minutes, reality returned and once more they started to face up to the reality that the one remaining lifeboat would never be able to hold them all.
Suddenly a loud cheer was heard and out of the darkness Neal was seen speeding to the rescue in hospital ship......and they all lived happily ever after.
I wish this was a best seller.