[Sailor Steve]

:rotfl: Very good one, Subman!

Reminds me of the old joke about who has the smartest enlisted personel.

The war comes:

Army: Soldier is rousted out of his bunk at 0400. Immediately mustered for drill. His Captain gives a pep talk, ending with "Let's give them hell, men!"

Marines: Marine is rousted out of his tent at 0300. He's still dirty from the fifty-mile hike the day before. He doesn't even get time for chow. His company commander, a Captain, gives him a pep talk that ends with "Let's give 'em hell, boys!"

Navy: Sailor is suddenly awakened by the famous call "General Quarters! General Quarters! All hands man your battle stations!" After a long wait the ship's Captain comes on the intercalm, giving them the rundown, and ending with "I expect every man to do his duty. Give them hell, men!"

Air Force: Airman is awakened at 0700 by a phone call. He goes to his closet and puts on his uniform, neatly pressed by the dry-cleaners. He hops in his car and stops at McDonald's for breakfast on his way to the base. He then changes into his coveralls and preps the plane. When the pilot, a Captain, shows up he helps him into his flight suit and parachute, straps him into the cockpit, steps back, gives him a smart salute and says "Give them hell, sir!"