Just my luck I would be the one caught and made an example of in court.
I can imagine myself sitting in my cell with my new buddy Butch.
<butch> So what are you in for? Murder, robbery, drugs?
<me> Uh I went to Canada and brought back some unauthorized toilets
<B> You went to Canada to smuggle and all your brought back was a ****ter?
<M>Uh well yeah, but these are much better toilets than you can get here in the states!
<B> Warden! I demand a new cell mate!!!!
sigh probably not worth it
