I won't get into the details, but do you know those days when everyone and everything seems to be conspiring against you, from your best friend to mother nature? It was such a day for me.
Everytime someone even just talked to me I wanted to keelhaul them...
"My god, you look like something crawled up your a**."
"Aye, matey, me parrot did, now fetch me a rope, aaarr."
Thank god even bad things come to an end.