A guy steps into the recruiting office, willing to join the Navy. The officer asks the usual questions. Eventually, he asks:
- Can you swim?
- What the hell, they don't give us ships?
A few months later, the same guy phones the shipyard:
"Hey guys, the submarine you gave us is a piece of crap. What? No no, it does dive, but it just won't come back up. What? It wasn't a submarine? Well that sorta explains why it took us so long to sink it"
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