There was once a man who accidentally cut his hand off with a circular saw.
A history of depression and now no right hand made him decide to commit suicide right
away and he shot him self in the head with a nail gun 5 times before he passed out.
he was found several hours later by his friend's dog which alerted his friend.
After a visit to the hospital all 5 nail where removed and his hand was re attached
restoring almost full functionality.
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