Don't listen to 'em, Dumicus; that family tree joke is a corker!
Bro: "You don't kiss near as good as mom!"
Sis: "That's what dad says, too!"
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Vern and Luke are passing each other on a bridge, when Vern notices the bag Luke is carrying is squirming.
Vern: "Watchya got in the bag, Luke?"
Luke: "Some piglets!"
Vern: "How many?"
Luke: "If you guess right, I'll let ya have both of 'em."
Vern: "Five?"
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