[Tango589]

Hillbilly Birth

Since there was no electricity, the doctor handed the father-to-be
a lantern and said, 'Here. You hold this high so I can see what I am
doing!'

Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world. 'Whoa there', said the
doctor, 'Don't be in such a rush to put that lantern down I think
theres another one coming.' Sure enough, within m inutes he had
delivered a baby girl. 'Hold that lantern up, don't set it down
there's another one!' Said the doctor.

Within a few minutes he had delivered a third baby 'No, don't be in
a hurry to put down that lantern, it seems theres yet another one
coming!' cried the doctor.

The redneck scratched his head in bewilderment, and asked the
doctor, .. . . . . 'You reckon it might be the light that's attractin'
'em?'