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so the last patrol ended bad, somehow ran aground on the way to Midway...have NO clue how that happened.
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Since you're new to SH4 you might not know about Bernard. Pretty much anything that goes wrong on your sub is Bernard's fault. For instance: You calculate the Angle on Bow, Speed etc. for a shot on a ship, then you order the torp to be fired...and you miss; solution? blame it on Bernard, it was his fault. This relieves you of taking any responsibility for incompetant skippering. Cool huh?
So, you see it was never even close to being your fault for running aground, it was Bernard that did it. By the way, my sub sports a waterproof bumber sticker on the side of the conning tower that says, "Bernard Happens."
P.S. I like to use Bernard for chum when we're cruising along the surface. Crew thinks it's hilarious, not sure about Bernard though cause all we here from him is, "You (blug blug) son..0(blug) a...(blug) wait (blug blug blug) y..(blug)r mama!"