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Originally Posted by STEED
Are you trying to tell me you have the worlds largest collection of vibrators?  |
No, because I've already got the best version available - my wife. So, since that part of me is satisfied, I can concentrate better on the other important things in life, such as beer, electronics, guns, vehicles, etc.
:p
-S
PS. That is the secret for you single people. It is why you don't go far in life without being married. You are too preoccupied with that which should already be satisfied.
I personally found the best, most beautiful, independent (Independence is very important by the way - trust me on that one), and smartest woman I could find, and then set about marrying her. I had met many women from as far away as Texas, California, to Montreal (No offense to anyone, but the women suck in the PNW), and had them all come to visit. I then picked the best one. It fixes many problems in life with the perfect woman alone. Of course I know she is a rarity, but it is possible to find women like this.
PPS. Of course I have to deal with complete strangers leaving notes on her car in parking lots about what a hot ...(you know what)... she has, but that's the way life is I guess. :p I should read some of these online. They are pretty funny!