Ahahah! the plan seems to be working
you'll be lured into a false sense of security...and then a few weeks later you'll be cruising the atlantic, far away from land when suddenly
Vrroooom....Dakka Dakka....
Allaaaarm!
Kerblooie!!, kerblooie!! Foooommmm!
glub...glub.....blub................
and some Tommy in a Sunderland you never saw coming will have parked you and your boat on the seabed to sleep with the fishies