True, their transports can be ugly lookin'.
A C-5 and a 747 end up flying next to each other. The pilots of the C-5 raise the 747 on Guard, and being pilots feel the need to brag about their aircraft. "Bet we're grossing more weight than you airline turkeys are! What was your takeoff weight?"
The 747 pilot calls back, "Well, we're grossing $40-$80 thousand more than you are buddy!"
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