The OP one would be more funny if it was a daycare center or preschool where the kids were learning how to count:rotfl:.
As for the second one, it's hilarious. Except when I first heard it, it was a visiting journalist, not just "a visitor".
I always liked
this true urban legend. A team of FBI agents had raided a psychiatric hospital suspected of health care fraud. At the endf of the day, after much poring over financial records, they were growing hungry and decided to call for food. The conversation went something like:
Agent: Hello. I'd like to order 19 large pizzas and 67 cans of soda.
Pizza man: And where would this be delivered?
Agent: To the Southwood Psychiatric Hospital.
Pizza man: To the psychiatric hospital.
Agent: That's right. I'm an FBI agent.
Pizza man: You're an FBI agent?
Agent: That's correct. Just about everyone here is.
Pizza man: And you're at the psychiatric hospital.
Agent: That's correct. And make sure you don't go through the front doors, we have them locked. You'll have to go around the back to the service entrance to deliver the pizzas.
Pizza man: And you say you're an FBI agent?
Agent: That's right. How soon can you have them here?
Pizza man: And you're over at Southwood?
Agent: That's right. How soon can you have them here?
Pizza man: And everyone at Southwood is an FBI agent?
And so on until the pizza man tired of the conversation and hung up. Sometimes when the story is told the FBI agents end up having to drive down to the pizza delivery place to get the pizzas, which may or may not be true.