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Old 05-08-08, 12:00 PM   #5
Platapus
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A gentleman is waiting in the Doctor's waiting room. In the same room is this young lady.

The lady sneezes and then closes her eyes and shudders throughout her entire body.

Very strange, thought the gentleman.

The lady, during the time they both were waiting, did that four more times. Sneezing and then shuddering.

The gentleman, concerned, asked the lady, "Maam, are you ok?"

The lady, realizing that the gentleman truly was concerned said "oh yes, I have this strange condition. It seems that every time I sneeze I have an orgasm."

"oh my", replied the gentleman, "are you taking anything for it?"

"yes", replied the lady, "pepper"

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