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Originally Posted by Mikhayl
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XabbaRus if your planning the 3rd Jacobite rising good luck to you.  |
All loyalty to the King of France! Oh wait, there is no more king of france! :hmm: Uhhh.... How about all loyalty to subman1 of America??!!! Yeah, thats the ticket! 
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Man, did you live in a cave for 12 months ? I can tell you we not only have a king, we also have the whole "cour du roi" with the lot of buffoons  |
An elderly English gentleman of 83 arrived in Paris by plane.
At the French immigration desk, the man took a few minutes to locate his passport in his carry-on bag.
"You have been to France before, monsieur?" the Immigration officer asked, sarcastically.
The elderly gentleman admitted he had been to France previously.
"Then you should know well enough to have your passport ready."
The English gentleman says, "The last time I was here, I didn't have to show it."
"Impossible. All Englishmen have to show their passports on arrival in France !"
The elderly gentleman gave the French Immigration Officer a long hard look.
Then he quietly explained.
"Well, the last time I was here, I came ashore on Juno Beach on D- Day in June 1944, and I couldn't find any fecking Frenchmen to show it to"
