A doctor is examining this young lady. He notices a faint impression of the letter “H” on her chest. He asks her about it.
The lady gets embarrassed and blushing says ‘oh my boyfriend is attending Harvard and he.. well.. likes to wear his sweater while we are ...uh.. doing it”
The doctor smiles and completes the examination. There is always something new in this job.
A few weeks later the doctor is examining another young lady. He notices that this lady has the faint impression of the letter “Y” on her chest.
“oh my god”, the lady stammers, blushing “my boyfriend is attending Yale and he likes to wear his sweater while we are in bed.”
The doctor smiles.
A few weeks later the doctor is examining yet another young lady. This lady has a faint outline of the letter “W” on her chest.
Feeling a bit cocky, the doctor casually asks the young lady if she has a boyfriend who attends the University of Wisconsin.
“Why no, doctor, I don’t”, replied the lady. “I do have a girlfriend who goes to University of Michigan though, why do you ask?”
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