STEED is riding through the forest on his horse when, all of a sudden, he hears a woman screaming for help.
Without a second thought for his own safety, he immediately changes direction and gallops as fast as his noble steed will carry him in the direction of the distressed woman.
Eventually, he reaches a clearing and springs off his horse as he sees a beautiful but badly beaten woman tied naked too a tree.
Upon seeing STEED, the woman's eyes light up. Choking back the tears she says, 'Thank god you're here. I was riding through the forest when a gang of men captured me, ripped off all my clothes, tied me to this tree and raped me repeatedly.'
At which point, STEED walks towards the woman, reaches for his zip, pulls out his d*ck and says ... 'It's not your lucky day, is it love!'
