Granted, but it uses so much power that your electric bill soars to new highs. Slowly becoming a slave to it, you don't care. Eventually, you one day pass out from exhaustion with the laptop turned on and setting on your lap. The computer is so powerful that it continues to heat up until the plastic beings to melt. You're sitting there in your underwear, so it melts into your skin. By the time you wake up, it's too late. The plastic has melted into your skin. You try to pull the laptop off, but it only rips your skin off down to the muscle. Unfortunately, you have no more money to pay for proper medical care. You wrap a scarf around both your legs, only to suffer from the wool sticking to the goo and puss inside the wounds. Eventually, you contract gangrene, and you are forced to do a self-amputation. The event is agonizing, as you must do it with a plastic meal knife. Unfortunately, you cannot stop the bleeding, and you die from bleeding to death and from an induced coma from shock, a very horrible way to go.
I wish for a magic fish that would grant any wish that I would want and it would be presented with a ceremonial waterproof hat, dagger, and an official certificate for its rock home that reads, "I am Bob, and this is my home."
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