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Stealth Hunter · 04-27-08, 09:46 PM

I can see it now...

NEW AND IMPROVED! HERE IT IS, KIDS! IT'S HITLER! This 40 centimeter high doll comes with jackboots, a Swastika armband, a standard cap, and a belt, along with Hitler's full uniform fully recreated (along with various other accessories!). With this doll, dominate all of Europe! Eliminate the Jewish threat! Unite the world under the banner of the Third Reich! It's miniature world domination, and you get to be one of the most powerful men of the age!

Coming soon: the leaders of all the major nations during World War II! Fight your friends, enslave your enemies under your oppressive reign! Churchill, Stalin, Roosevelt (complete with wheelchair!), Mussolini, Hirohito, Tojo, they're all included, and they're all ready to play a good old fashion game of nationalist glory!

Coming even sooner: generals of World War II! Goering, Kuribayashi, Nimitz, Patton, Montgomery, they're all back there, and they're ready to lead your nation's troops on the march to war.

Out now: SOLDIERS of World War II! We've got figurines of the Wehrmacht, the SS, the 101st Airborne, the 2nd Division Rangers! Once again, they're all there! Build a MASSIVE army of these figures and declare war. We've got plenty of accessories for these mini-men, including tanks (such as the King Tiger and the M1 Sherman), airplanes (such as the B-17, the P-51, the BF-109, the He-111, the Zero Zeke, and dozens of others), ships (the Bismarck, Tirpitz, USS Enterprise, the Akagi, and dozens more), submarines (the Type VIIC/42, the Type IID, the USS Salmon, and many more), vehicles (Opel Blitz, half-tracks, and many more), and other cool things, all of which are to scale size to the figures (and damned expensive therefore!)!

04-27-08, 09:46 PM	#12
Stealth Hunter Silent Hunter Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Y'ha-Nthlei Posts: 4,262 Downloads: 19 Uploads: 0	I can see it now... NEW AND IMPROVED! HERE IT IS, KIDS! IT'S HITLER! This 40 centimeter high doll comes with jackboots, a Swastika armband, a standard cap, and a belt, along with Hitler's full uniform fully recreated (along with various other accessories!). With this doll, dominate all of Europe! Eliminate the Jewish threat! Unite the world under the banner of the Third Reich! It's miniature world domination, and you get to be one of the most powerful men of the age! Coming soon: the leaders of all the major nations during World War II! Fight your friends, enslave your enemies under your oppressive reign! Churchill, Stalin, Roosevelt (complete with wheelchair!), Mussolini, Hirohito, Tojo, they're all included, and they're all ready to play a good old fashion game of nationalist glory! Coming even sooner: generals of World War II! Goering, Kuribayashi, Nimitz, Patton, Montgomery, they're all back there, and they're ready to lead your nation's troops on the march to war. Out now: SOLDIERS of World War II! We've got figurines of the Wehrmacht, the SS, the 101st Airborne, the 2nd Division Rangers! Once again, they're all there! Build a MASSIVE army of these figures and declare war. We've got plenty of accessories for these mini-men, including tanks (such as the King Tiger and the M1 Sherman), airplanes (such as the B-17, the P-51, the BF-109, the He-111, the Zero Zeke, and dozens of others), ships (the Bismarck, Tirpitz, USS Enterprise, the Akagi, and dozens more), submarines (the Type VIIC/42, the Type IID, the USS Salmon, and many more), vehicles (Opel Blitz, half-tracks, and many more), and other cool things, all of which are to scale size to the figures (and damned expensive therefore!)! Last edited by Stealth Hunter; 04-27-08 at 10:03 PM.