I have a plan ... take an old car you would have the wrecking yard come and get.
If you don't have one just ask anyone that has a lot of old cars in their yard if you can borrow one of his.
Save all of your pee for a week to pour into the old car's gas tank or have a barbecue for your buddies and everyone pee in the gas tank of your undercover car, right?
Then tow it to a street these theives operate on ... One mouhfull of the planted car's fuel would be a great payback.