Seems that Chelsea Clinton was out campaigning for Hillary and made a stop at a local watering hole near the Naval base at Norfolk, Va....She spys a man dressed in Marine fatigues and goes over to introduce herself... She says..."Hi, you look like you might be a veteran of the war in Iraq.".... He says..."Yes , maam, I am".....
She says..."Well you probably had times when your were scared, huh"....
He says..."Yes , maam,but there are only three things that REALLY scare me"..Then, raising three fingers,one at a time says...."OSAMA...OBAMA..
and YOUR MAMA!"