Our Father Mugabe,
who art in Harare ,
How bad is your name that it can be hated in all corners of the world?
Thy kingdom is no more,
Give us this day our poll results
& forgive us for voting you out
as we forgive you for trying to rig the votes.
Lead us not into stoning you, but deliver us from your policies.
For thine is da cruelty, da poverty and da shame.
Fokof!
At least Zimbabweans keep their sense of humour through these trying times.
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