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Originally Posted by SUBMAN1
Survivors' statements: - Sophie: "My latte was everywhere! I always order a Grande, but after the earthquake I was left with only a Tall."
- Ronaldo: "I had just collected my double tall non-fat decaf Caramel Macchiato when the terror struck. Running for the door, I practically slipped on a hastily discarded L.L. Bean catalogue. What good fortune, for in it I found a lovely Transit Rolling Pullman and placed the order right there from my Palm VII."
Chad: "Like, you're not going to believe this. Only yesterday my soy Chai leaves were, like, totally predicting this quake. In fact, today I ordered a Grande in a Venti cup because I was so, like, worried about spillage."
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My brother's school had a lock-down last week - somebody was playing with an airsoft pistol accross the street. Alarms, messages (In the wrong language, incidentally, but hey! It's not like it's important or anything) and all the good stuff. They were barricaded for twenty minutes, top.
Panic attacks all around, people crying... They had to bring in psychological assistance the next day. I **** you not.
If those people get PTSD from an alarm going off, it's a good thing they don't work on ships :-D