[quote=jimbuna][quote=von hally]
Yep....they wear kilts because the sheep got wise to the sound of zippers being pulled open
yea jimbuna....thats why theres all different types of tartan to choose from....always try get something nice.....you wouldnt want to pull an ugly sheep!!!!
p.s hear the one about the scotsman that invited his new english neighbour to a "hootenanny"
the english guy says "whats a hootenanny?"
the scots guy says "plenty eating, plenty drinking...and plenty *********G!!"
"oh good" says the english chap ...." i'll have to wear something nice!! "
"needin't bother " says the scots guy
"it'll just be you and me!!"
