A Head In The Polls
Jimmy Carter: "Maybe Mr. Bender can get a spot in the closet of presidential losers."
Bob Dole: "Bob Dole needs company. LaRouche won't stop with the knock-knock jokes."
Bender: "Pass."
Morbo: "Morbo will now introduce tonight's candidates. Puny human number one. Puny human number two. And Morbo's good friend Richard Nixon."
Nixon: "Hello, Morbo. How's the family?"
Morbo: "Belligerent and numerous."
Nixon: "Good man."
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