I'd be careful about #14. Unless the vodka somehow renders the oils harmless, you could wind up spreading them wherever the vodka goes, making a nasty problem much worse.
As to some of the rest, I suspect there are better ways:
1. If I drink the vodka instead of pouring it on the bandage, I won't feel the bandage coming off anyway.
5. If I don't drink too much vodka, I won't have to worry about cleaning up vomit stains in the first place.
6. As above. The reason my pores (no, my entire face) is so slack is the vodka I inhaled last night.
8. Well, if it doesn't kill the wasps, it will at least make them friendlier.
12. Better yet, wash your filthy feet and then reward yourself with a shot of vodka. Or, if necessary, steel yourself by taking a shot of vodka and then wash your feet.
13. Old Russian folk remedy, I guess. Yep, those damned Siberian jellyfish again. A better plan is to stay on the beach, drink the vodka and amuse yourself by watching somebody else with a much nicer body try to impress the girls by going into the jellyfish-infested water.
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