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Originally Posted by magicsub
and is it true that brag is the famous author alexander braguine???:hmm: 
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Nope...He's actually a School Truancy Officer based in your area and he tells me he is keeping a watchful eye on you
Little Johhny goes into school after being absent the previous day,
"His teacher demands"Where were you yesterday?"
"I'm sorry Miss,my dad got burnt" replies Jonny
"Oh,I'm sorry,I hope it wasn't serious" says the teacher
To which Johnny replies,"Well,they don't mess about at the crematorium"