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Originally Posted by corvette k225
Bill Gates, has said today that the windows new OS called Windows 7 will be out late in 2009. I just hope it will be alot better than vista was! I tryed Vista and gone
back to XP
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I am a BETA tester for it and really should not be sharing any of this info with anyone ... but ... what the heck.
Well, here is the boot screen. The first Service Pack [SP-1, Gates 7.0] will fix the bad typo from version 1.01 to version 7.0. There is an entire division at MS working on this problem and it should be fixed for final release in 2087:
2087 Server Edition -
Next, the server Edition called Windows 2087 Bloatware Special Edition [BS Repellent-BETA] , will require this type of high end processor called Adam and Eve and the Rotten Apple a/k/a [AERA - Intercourse Interface]. Looks like this - that printer is an $
EXPENSIVE$ option:
Microsoft 2087 Laptop Division - [formely call Kenmore Sewing Machines - 1960]
Even though it is in BETA, they are having a real hard time with the laptop version. The laptop weighs as much as a sewing machine and only has a 4-inch screen. Microsoft's work around is for you to go to their download center and fill out a form. They intern will send you a 24-inch magnifying glass to put over you current 4-inch screen. Here is the latest in Microsoft's Windows 2087 laptop technology:
The thing I hate the most about the BETA Windows 2087 is the calculator program. How could you jazz that up? Look at what replaces it:
The last thing I can show you without breaking my contract is the boot screen. I have been doing some looking around and it seems that the main base Operating System Kernel is driven by a product called Microsoft Bob, which I think Mrs. Gates was the head programmer for that product? My contract only allows me to send you a link - I really cannot post the boot screen. So click on this with caution because a patent lawyer may pay YOU a visit at 3 a.m right after the Matress Tag Police make sure all your tags are in order.
Click with caution in mind:
http://learnabit.homeserver.com/lab/mac-87.jpg