Stinky's formula for increased dud production.
#1 Set torps to run at 5' below keel depth
#2 Set torps to mag/contact det
#3 Always run torps in high speed setting
#4 Always hit the target at a 90 degree angle
(Oddly enough these were the procedures taught to Sub Commanders as the gospel truth.)
Good Luck and may the Shwartz be with you!
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Capn_ Sinky (aka Stinky)
O.I.C.I.C.
Officer In Charge of Ice Cream
Current Command: USS Drum Apr42
"Frankly the idea that a stinkpot could smell so bad that men who haven't bathed or changed their clothes in months would choose to abandon their ships mid ocean rather than fight, scares the heck out of me!"
Unknown Historian
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