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Originally Posted by geetrue
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Originally Posted by Polak
I wish that alcohol did not have an damaging effect to my health.
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Granted, except the well water around your home town has now been declared a bio-hazzard and the only thing left to drink is beer ...
The whole town gets drunk and beats up each other every friday and saturday night, but your the only one in the village that alcohol doesn't effect.
I wish I had a new thin screen HD TV for the football season this year.
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Granted!, unfortuately your kids like to touch the screen because it's "cool."
I wish I could escape from Eugene and go to Seattle today!