Jeez, it's perfectly simple.....you're in the wrong place..........Do I have to do EVERYTHING around here???????
Sidney is a town in Kennebec County, in the Augusta-Waterville metro area.
The community was named for Sir Philip Sidney, English author
The latitude of Sidney is 44.413N. The longitude is -69.729W.
It is in the Eastern Standard time zone. Elevation is 344 feet.
Mind you at 344 feet above sea level you'll need a very long periscope.
p.s. I noticed that there is a 'Midway Island' nearby.........maybe you could scout that out too??????
(note for the more sensitive among us.......this is just a bit of fun......)