We now have a new variant of the old 'War Stories' joke:
What's the difference between a fairy tale and a war story?
A fairy tail always starts with "Once upon a time..."; a war story always starts with "No $#!+, there I was..."
The new version:
What's the difference between a fairy tale and an internet BS story?
A fairy tale always starts with "Once upon a time..."; an internet BS story always starts with "THIS IS A TRUE STORY!!!"
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