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Originally Posted by Graf Paper
The Florida Highway Patrol is notorious for "legitimizing" these internet spawned myths. 
Several years ago I recall a very big deal being made out of the one where people were being killed or seriously burned when fuel vapors at the gas pump would be ignited by the battery contacts sparking in Nokia cell phones. The FHP flashed urgent bulletins to every local municipality to warn police and emergency services to be prepared to handle such incidents. 
Let's not forget the flash bulletin about gang members going around putting used hypodermic needles in payphone coin return slots to infect people with AIDS.
Or the one where gang initiates would kidnap women by hiding in the backseat of their car when the victim would go inside to pay for her gasoline, then force them to drive to a location where she would be forced to service every member of the gang.
And the list goes on...
Then again, those monkeys must regard tabloids as a serious news source. 
Batboy and Alligator Man probably top their Most Wanted list and I'm sure there are warrants out for several aliens on charges of rape because of the women who were impregnated against their will. :p |
Sounds like the Daily Mail...
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