[Stealth Hunter]

Originally Posted by Brag

I'm the greatest captain of the queen's navy
And my record will stand as proof.
Be it galley or a freighter,
I'm an expert navigator.
And I'm also a world class poof.

My manner quite effete
Is mistaken on the street
For a sailor who can pirouette on cue.
But despite my point of view,
I can thrill a girl or two,
But I'd rather get it on with my crew!
Ha Ha Ha Ha

Though related to a peer,
I can hand, reef, and steer,
Or ship a selvagee,
I am never known to quail
At the fury of a gale,
And I'm never, never sick at sea!

Then give three cheers and one cheer more
For the hardy captain of the Pinafore!
Then give three cheers and one cheer more
For me, the captain of the Pinafore!

I do my best to satisfy you all.
And my crew is quite content!
I'm exceedingly polite,
And I think it only right
To return the compliment to my crew.

You're all exceedingly polite,
And I think it only right
To return the compliment.
Bad language or abuse
I never, never use,
Whatever the emergency.
Though, "Bother it!" I may
Occasionally say,
I never use a big, big "D".

Then give three cheers and one cheer more
For me, the well-bred captain of the Pinafore!
Then give three cheers and one cheer more
For me, the captain of the Pinafore!