Alright, you guys. You heard the president, we've got to start packing up and hauling our military to every country that's harbouring terrorists.
I think we ought to start in Great Britain. They've got the fastest rising Muslim population, including extremists. Then once we've swept Europe, (God knows France has some folks who aren't on our side) we can move on to all of Asia. Then once we've got Africa under control (shouldn't take much, they're all pretty sick anyway, not that we care) we can move on up through South America, and then Mexico. And let's not forget, that United States of America is pretty liberal with that "freedom of speech" thing, they've probably got a hefty number of dissenters lurking around. We probably ought to nuke the whole place to make sure.
Safely, I think the only place we can afford to skip is Antartica. Until we obtain intelligence, which we inevitably will, that there are some suicide bombing penguins, and then we'll have to occupy there too. Hell, I think there's some oil down there. Scratch that, Antartica is a threat to our national security too.
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