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Venatore · 03-12-08, 09:11 PM

The new Ensign was assigned to a U-boat, where he'd dreamed of working since a young boy.

He was trying to impress the XO with his expertise learned at U-boat school.

The XO cut him off quickly and said, "Listen, it's real simple. Add the number of times we dive to the number of times we surface. Divide that number by two. If the result doesn't come out even, don't open the hatch."

03-12-08, 09:11 PM	#5
Venatore Admiral Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Australia:- Sydney Posts: 2,049 Downloads: 68 Uploads: 0	The new Ensign was assigned to a U-boat, where he'd dreamed of working since a young boy. He was trying to impress the XO with his expertise learned at U-boat school. The XO cut him off quickly and said, "Listen, it's real simple. Add the number of times we dive to the number of times we surface. Divide that number by two. If the result doesn't come out even, don't open the hatch."