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Old 03-12-08, 07:28 AM   #18
Dowly
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Originally Posted by _Seth_
Submarine sleepover...and a frigate thing.... I cant wait to watch it on CNN:

"BREAKING NEWS:
This morning Texas police reported a submarine stolen. During an international Subsim-meeting, the participants got extremly drunk, and decided to "show the IJN where to stick the torpedoes", according to "left-behind-on-the-dock-with-a-hangover" Neal Stevens. According to him the submarine's crew consists of US citizens, + several fanatic foreigners, and their leader (and captain) is non other than the famous Kpt. Lehmann, who is the brain behind the SH3-mod "GWX".
On the question about the submarine beeing armed, Mr. Stevens said that two members called "Jimbuna" and "Brag" had contacted some "delivery firm" in south-america, and had managed to fill the boat with torpedoes. Police investegation shows that these to individuals actually went down to South-America and purchased these weapons, and that they paid with something they called "Hoochie-woochie". FBI are continuing the investegation on this matter, and has so far rounded up a gang of dancing bananas.
The US navy is continuing the search for the submarine, and other ports are on red alert in case the crew plans to dock to get more beer.

CNN will be back with more!..."
ROFLMAO!! :rotfl::rotfl:
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