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Graf Paper · 03-09-08, 08:07 PM

Obltn. z. S. Joseph Schutz: Look alive there, men! We have to take down that disco ball before the red velvet curtains go up!

WO Ernst Bachman: Kapitan, the 14 cases of "Eau de Trampe" have been loaded.

Kaleun: Well done, Ernst. Make sure its distributed among the crew and have them apply it liberally to themselves and every available surface of the boat. Have the beaded curtains been hung in the Hydro and Radio shacks?

WO: Jawol, herr Kapitan. We also had surprisingly little trouble getting our Torp Officer out of the forward tube room to change his biker leathers for that chiffon dress. Claims it brings out his eye color quite nicely. Ah! Here he comes.

TO August Kimmelman: Kapitan, does this rouge make my cheeks look fat?

Kaleun: Nein, Lord Aalman. You look quite fetching. Better than I do in this pink taffeta gown! No go aft and make sure those tasseled pillows are properly laid out in my bunk.

TO: [blushing] Thank you, Kapitan! Forward crew compartment is nearly done. The lace certainly brightens things.

Kaleun: Chief! Where's the Chief?

CE Horst Eichler: Here, Kapitan! It's difficult getting around in these high-heels.

Kaleun: War is hell, Chief. We all must bear our burdens and do our duty. Make ready to get under way. We're heading out as soon as the topside crew finishes the pink paint.

CE: Ja, Kapitan! The crew finished painting just a short time ago.

Kaleun: Then it's time. All hands to stations! Set internal lighting to red and keep it there! We have new mission orders to intercept a convoy and sink it...one sailor at a time!
Set speed to "ahead strut", Chief.

03-09-08, 08:07 PM	#6
Graf Paper Ace of the Deep Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Pacific Northwest United States Posts: 1,146 Downloads: 41 Uploads: 2	Obltn. z. S. Joseph Schutz: Look alive there, men! We have to take down that disco ball before the red velvet curtains go up! WO Ernst Bachman: Kapitan, the 14 cases of "Eau de Trampe" have been loaded. Kaleun: Well done, Ernst. Make sure its distributed among the crew and have them apply it liberally to themselves and every available surface of the boat. Have the beaded curtains been hung in the Hydro and Radio shacks? WO: Jawol, herr Kapitan. We also had surprisingly little trouble getting our Torp Officer out of the forward tube room to change his biker leathers for that chiffon dress. Claims it brings out his eye color quite nicely. Ah! Here he comes. TO August Kimmelman: Kapitan, does this rouge make my cheeks look fat? Kaleun: Nein, Lord Aalman. You look quite fetching. Better than I do in this pink taffeta gown! No go aft and make sure those tasseled pillows are properly laid out in my bunk. TO: [blushing] Thank you, Kapitan! Forward crew compartment is nearly done. The lace certainly brightens things. Kaleun: Chief! Where's the Chief? CE Horst Eichler: Here, Kapitan! It's difficult getting around in these high-heels. Kaleun: War is hell, Chief. We all must bear our burdens and do our duty. Make ready to get under way. We're heading out as soon as the topside crew finishes the pink paint. CE: Ja, Kapitan! The crew finished painting just a short time ago. Kaleun: Then it's time. All hands to stations! Set internal lighting to red and keep it there! We have new mission orders to intercept a convoy and sink it...one sailor at a time! Set speed to "ahead strut", Chief. __________________ Still sailing the high seas, hunting convoys with those who join me.