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Old 03-06-08, 09:51 AM   #15
Platapus
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Good one Sailor Steve

Here is a politically neutral White House joke.

One February morning, the President looks out of the oval office and see, written in urine, in the snow, “you suck”

Well, the President calls in the Secret Service and the FBI and demands an investigation.

A few days later, the head of the FBI enters the oval office.

“Mr. President, we have completed our investigation and we have some good news and some bad news”

“OK, what’s the good news”

“Mr. President, the good news is that we have chemically analyzed the urine and it is traced back to the Vice President.”

“That’s the good news? What is the bad news?”

“Mr. President, It was your wife’s handwriting”

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