Take care of you and yours, first. I wonder what kind of bandwidth the Big Guy gets upstairs, so it's best to be safe and stay down here as long as you can
.
Seriously, though... is there any way a group of folks with modding skills (or preferably, no modding skills, 'cause I'd love to help out
) would be able to help you out? Assign someone the task of getting this chunk compatible, that chunk compatible, etc. I imagine someone would still need to administrate this, Linus Torvalds style, but it's better than watching Ducimus get ground down to nothing 'cause he gets 15 minutes of sleep every night.